I Knew the Day Would Come!

Yup! Soon as we decided to post our weights
and drink water and cut down on food intake,
I just KNEW the day would come when we'd start talkin' about exercise!
Go 'way! Leave me 'lone! I'm a couch p'tato, I am!
You can do the treadmill an extra 15 minutes for me!
I shall benefit vicariously.
At the very least, give me some time!
I think better when I'm slouched into sumpthing soft.
I will let you know my plan when something activates a brainwave!

And in response to the comment about red curls:

WHAT? I have to get on the scale in the morning?!

Are you going to prop me up and hold me there?

(Thanks to Cary for the pic!)

Cluck, Cluck!

OK, OK, I confess!
I just shnorffled down THREE pieces of KFC!

I don't even like KFC!
So what's the scoop? Rebellion! Sheer rebellion!

I'm gonna show y'all that I can do what I want and STILL weigh less tomorrow morning -- so THERE! Now I gotta go get some Ginger Ale to cut the grease and some Pepcid AC to deal with the indigestion!